Friday, February 10, 2006

Notable Diner Quotes

"Oh, you know what I hate? When little dogs smell of cheese." ~me

"It smelled like I'd just been sleeping, wrapped up in a zombie." ~Devlin

"Sexual etiquette 101: Always leave at least five minutes between coming and leaving the bitch in the fucking dust!" ~me

"XTig RAXX" ~everyone

"Dude, you got eyed up like a cat in a Thai food market." ~me

Discuss.

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