12:58:46 PM Horny Guy: hi
1:08:20 PM Horny Guy: do you want to hangout today?
1:10:06 PM Me: whos this
1:10:19 PM Horny Guy: **** we talked a long time ago
1:10:54 PM Me: didnt you want to hook up and i said i dont really do that?
1:11:13 PM Horny Guy: no
1:11:20 PM Horny Guy: i wanted to hangout
...sure...
1:16:43 PM Horny Guy: so what you looking for
1:17:04 PM Me: i've got no idea
1:17:26 PM Horny Guy: u gay or bi
1:17:29 PM Me: gay
1:17:36 PM Horny Guy: r u a virgin
1:17:42 PM Me: hah
1:17:44 PM Me: no
you really are a complete stranger.
1:17:47 PM Horny Guy: what u into
1:17:54 PM Horny Guy: top or bottom
1:18:00 PM Me: depends
1:18:21 PM Horny Guy: i'm vers ;-)
1:18:28 PM Horny Guy: stats
insert sound of crickets chirping here
1:20:16 PM Me: uh. i gotta say, this seems really unengaging. like i know this is stuff one gets out of the way, when sex is considered
1:20:40 PM Me: but right now, sex is as far from my mind as it really could be
1:20:58 PM Horny Guy: ok bye
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This is classic. <3 And an example of why heterosexual communication fails, methinks. We don't ask questions like that until it's too late and somebody's naked. AIM is a freak haven, I tell you.
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